Sunday, November 25, 2007

Supermarket instructions

"Get me some meat, because I'm not going to be a vegetarian until Thursday."

Friday, November 16, 2007

At the peak of this morning's braiding emergency

[screaming] Dad! You don't anything about anything! Capiche?!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Must prioritize

"I'm thirsty and I have to go to the bathroom."

Monday, November 5, 2007

"explanation point"

That's what she says instead of "exclamation point."